i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
So it’s real
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
Now my tumblr is perfect.
games where you get to pick how your character responds to something by choosing one of a few simplified responses but then your character says the complete opposite of what you thought you were going for
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
it’s pretty telling that sam has a standard facial expression for “you two idiots seriously still don’t even realize how in love you are”
(Sam’s life really sucks.)
Sam is done with your bullshit guys
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.